Surprise, Motherfucker!
It's a holiday card post from your resident Bacon Jew. I know what you're thinking, now, really - I am astonishingly bad at following through on my holiday cards. But really, isn't that all the more reason to try for one? I mean, if this is the year I do manage to get them sent out, won't you be sad that you didn't get one? WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!?
So, you know, gimme your name and your address. It's okay, comments are screened, and I promise not to look at your house on Google Street View and whisper creepily at my monitor in the darkness. Unless you're into that, of course.
Plus I might just send you other things.
Don't worry about what. Just give me your address. I'm normal.
So this is going to be a little less organized and more free-form than most of my RP posts. As in, I'm not dumping Poly's calendar in and just going through curses one by one. Just gonna... ramble about each of my characters.
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HI GUYS.
I'd like to send out some stuff for the generic wintertime holidays.
I'd like to send that stuff to you.
Please leave your address here and I will send you a thing. It remains to be seen what that thing will be.
Comment with this information, please!
YOUR NAME
YOUR ADDRESS
DOES
MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?
This last question may be a factor in what I send you. Comments are screened, but if you feel more comfortable, you can also email me this info at tongarityphoon@gmail.com
Party on, Wayne.
I'd like to send out some stuff for the generic wintertime holidays.
I'd like to send that stuff to you.
Please leave your address here and I will send you a thing. It remains to be seen what that thing will be.
Comment with this information, please!
YOUR NAME
YOUR ADDRESS
DOES

This last question may be a factor in what I send you. Comments are screened, but if you feel more comfortable, you can also email me this info at tongarityphoon@gmail.com
Party on, Wayne.
Oh, hello, journal. You are still here.
Well, I'm going to go ahead and abuse the fact that you're still here and make a plotting post for the month of April at
poly_chromatic.
Okay, let's do this!
( bla bla bla rp bla bla bla )
Well, I'm going to go ahead and abuse the fact that you're still here and make a plotting post for the month of April at
![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
Okay, let's do this!
( bla bla bla rp bla bla bla )