who wants a card

Surprise, Motherfucker!

It's a holiday card post from your resident Bacon Jew. I know what you're thinking, now, really - I am astonishingly bad at following through on my holiday cards. But really, isn't that all the more reason to try for one? I mean, if this is the year I do manage to get them sent out, won't you be sad that you didn't get one? WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!?

So, you know, gimme your name and your address. It's okay, comments are screened, and I promise not to look at your house on Google Street View and whisper creepily at my monitor in the darkness. Unless you're into that, of course.

Plus I might just send you other things.

Don't worry about what. Just give me your address. I'm normal.